Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Kingsly Holiday

The Kingsly don't usually get together for the holidays.
It's hard to get all the timelines lined up, not to mention the normal problems like jobs, kids, and spouse's families.
But this year was different, Solomon wanted to see his family again, and was about to go to any length to make it happen.
His siblings knowing this, all decided to avoid the trouble and go along with it.
In only a couple days Solomon and his wife had prepared the house for all their guests.
Which would consists of Solomon and his wife Loanna, and of course their two kids Aladin and Ariel.
Then the twins Joel and Harper, who weren't married or had kids.
Then Arthur who was flying in from the south, he never got married mostly due to his work in the military.
Then the biggest group Lilyan, her husband Rob, and their three sons.
Janiece the second youngest, and once again more married to her job at the FBI than any actual human being.
And, of course, the youngest, JJ and her son Gary.
They would all arrive sometime in the week before Christmas and would leave at different times during the week after.
Whistler wasn't going to be able to come since she had other things to do, and couldn't leave since it was important Red Cloak Girl things.
But she promised to be there for New Years.
As for Lauren, she was too busy with finding the triplets to even think about taking the holidays off.
But Solomon wasn't going to let that ruin his holiday spirit.
He decorated the entire house inside and out.
And spent the previous months shopping for the perfect gifts for all his siblings.
So when December rolled around he was prepared for whatever may come.

Monday, October 28, 2019

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Whistler: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Dianna: "Rude."
Elsa: "Not again."
Jean: "Are you going to want this back?"

Helen: I wish you could block people in real life.
Spencer: Restraining order.
Elsa: Murder.

Whistler: How could you two possibly get into this much trouble in one day?
Jean: It didn’t take us the whole day
Roza: We stopped for lunch.

Spencer: I want to relax but it’s just not realistic.

Meg: How would you feel if I messed with your personal life?
Helen: I’d hate it. That’s why I, cleverly, don’t have a personal life.

Jean: But after five shots of vodka, everything is easy.

Spencer: How long has it been since you slept?
Cadence: Bold of you to assume I sleep.

Gena: It’s quiet. Too quiet.
[Street sign hits the ground two inches from her]
Gena: Suddenly, it’s too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet

Elsa: Which one of you is in charge? I need to know who to ignore.

Roza: I’m the kind of person who likes to think things through.
Ashley: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

Silver: Why are you helping me?
Cadence: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Gena: If I get shot, do I own the bullet?
Gena: Can I keep it?

Janet: You’re working with my sworn enemy?
Tanner: I can’t keep track of all your sworn enemies.

Vicky: What’s wrong with you?
Kat: What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me is that you’re freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature.

Jenny: Sometimes I feel like a box.
Phil: Explain?
Jenny: I am fragile and I need to be handled with care.

Lana, from the bottom bunk: Do you think pigeons have feelings?
Iren, from the top bunk: go to sleep!!

Friday, October 25, 2019

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Cadence: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kennedy: Uh, pinatas?
Neil: Glow sticks?
Jay D: Karate boards!
Cody: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Eagle: And rules!

Terrance: “Your life…is like a seed.”
Sapphira: “Oh, I see. Because, like a seed, I am still growing and am even now only in the beginning stages of who I will grow up to be.”
Terrance: “Nope. Not real.”
Sapphira: “I— What?”
Terrance: “Seeds? Yeah, not real. They’re just a myth.”
Sapphira: “But…seeds are—“
Terrance: “Nope. Not really. And neither are you. You, like a seed, were an urban legend created by the government to give consumers the illusion that they can be farmers.”
Sapphira: “I— I don’t— What—“

Carla: Morning
Cadence: Morning
Carla, completely calm: Sorry if it smells weird. I set my hair on fire
Cadence: Oh okay

Cadence: so we should come up with a plan, anybody have an idea?
Terrance & Colton: *raises hand*
Cadence: that doesn’t involve murder or maiming someone
Terrance & Colton: *lowers hand*
Trish: what is wrong with you two…?!

Waterpark Troubles
Cadence: [Whistles] That's a whole lotta people.
Carla: This is my worst nightmare.

Trish Reese: [shows up to Nova-meetings 30 minutes late with dark circles and Starbucks coffee]

(Something blows up)
Cadence: Terrance, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Terrance: My best.

Cadence: Why is the building on fire?
Trish: a dragon sneezed
Colton: tried to light a cig with a flamethrower
Cadence: You don't even smoke
Cadence: Terrance, you’re quiet
Terrance: I can honestly confess… it was probably Surfer's fault.
Cadence: he’s in Californa right now
Terrance: he’s fast. Look! Oh, you just missed him.
Cadence: Neil, please, tell me what happened
Neil: um
[Flashback to Neil arguing it was impossible for a fire extinguisher to catch on fire]
Neil: I don’t remember

Trish is seen in the kitchen at 4:27 AM, pouring a can of a monster into a freshly brewed pot of coffee]
Carla: what are you doing?
[Trish looks up at the camera]
Trish: don’t tell Barbra


Alex: What happened three weeks ago?
Cadence: I don't know what you're referring to.
Alex: I don't know what I'm referring to either, but some of the people you work with became concerned with your behavior three weeks ago.
Cadence: Well, I've been concerned with their behavior since long before that.

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

Tag Your Self RCG



  • Jenny                                                                    
  • Easily distracted
  • Addicted to sugar
  • Doesn’t believe in gravity or clouds  
  • 2 pure 4 this world

  • Whistler
  • Underappreciated 99% of the time
  • The only one who holds the show together
  • Literally has no time for your nonsense
  • Wears to much black

  • Jean
  • Has self-destructive tendencies
  • Speaks fluent sarcasm and curse words
  • Holds grudges
  • Puts hot sauce on everything

  • Helen
  • Smarter than you
  • Is a book dragon, not a bookworm
  • Shops at thrift store, for the books
  • Has actually never had a good hair day

  • Elsa
  • Will kill you in your sleep
  • Always hungry
  • Steals other people’s food
  • Hates everything that is not peter Pan

  • Dianna
  • Warrior mom
  • Raiders, space pirates not the football team
  • Always ready to fight
  • Literally couldn't care less

  • Lana
  • Is the definition of privileged
  • Must be the center of attention
  • Sings a lot
  • Basically a Disney princess

  • Kat
  • Friends with everyone
  • Sleeps every three hours
  • Cries over dead planets
  • Clingy but everyone loves them

  • Roza
  • Bad ideas all the time
  • Has an eternally messy room
  • Banned from the kitchen
  • Quiet and always looks guilty

  • Spencer
  • 70% coffee, 90% responsibilities, 40% human, and twice the person you’ll ever be
  • Dying inside
  • More espresso less depresso
  • Doesn’t eat her vegetables

  • Gena
  • Girl power
  • Argues in YouTube comments
  • Better than you and they know it
  • Horrible with names

  • Meg
  • Stays up too late
  • Knows everything
  • Judging you
  • Reads Wikipedia pages in her downtime

  • Janet
  • Kicks people to start conversations
  • Done with everyone
  • Loves brownies
  • Doesn’t give a Flying Mongoose about you or your problems

  • Ashley
  • Has big dreams
  • Clumsy
  • Talks a lot
  •  Never there, but everyone knows them

  • Cadence
  • #Mom friend
  • Says sorry for saying sorry
  • Humor to hide her pain
  • Always trendy

  • Silver
  • Prefers flowers over humans
  • Disappointed in humanity
  • Can and will fight you
  • Will protect her friends at all cost