Cadence: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kennedy: Uh, pinatas?
Neil: Glow sticks?
Jay D: Karate boards!
Cody: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Eagle: And rules!
Terrance: “Your life…is like a seed.”
Sapphira: “Oh, I see. Because, like a seed, I am still growing and am even now only in the beginning stages of who I will grow up to be.”
Terrance: “Nope. Not real.”
Sapphira: “I— What?”
Terrance: “Seeds? Yeah, not real. They’re just a myth.”
Sapphira: “But…seeds are—“
Terrance: “Nope. Not really. And neither are you. You, like a seed, were an urban legend created by the government to give consumers the illusion that they can be farmers.”
Sapphira: “I— I don’t— What—“
Carla: Morning
Cadence: Morning
Carla, completely calm: Sorry if it smells weird. I set my hair on fire
Cadence: Oh okay
Cadence: so we should come up with a plan, anybody have an idea?
Terrance & Colton: *raises hand*
Cadence: that doesn’t involve murder or maiming someone
Terrance & Colton: *lowers hand*
Trish: what is wrong with you two…?!
Waterpark Troubles
Cadence: [Whistles] That's a whole lotta people.
Carla: This is my worst nightmare.
Trish Reese: [shows up to Nova-meetings 30 minutes late with dark circles and Starbucks coffee]
(Something blows up)
Cadence: Terrance, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Terrance: My best.
Cadence: Why is the building on fire?
Trish: a dragon sneezed
Colton: tried to light a cig with a flamethrower
Cadence: You don't even smoke
Cadence: Terrance, you’re quiet
Terrance: I can honestly confess… it was probably Surfer's fault.
Cadence: he’s in Californa right now
Terrance: he’s fast. Look! Oh, you just missed him.
Cadence: Neil, please, tell me what happened
Neil: um
[Flashback to Neil arguing it was impossible for a fire extinguisher to catch on fire]
Neil: I don’t remember
Trish is seen in the kitchen at 4:27 AM, pouring a can of a monster into a freshly brewed pot of coffee]
Carla: what are you doing?
[Trish looks up at the camera]
Trish: don’t tell Barbra
Alex: What happened three weeks ago?
Cadence: I don't know what you're referring to.
Alex: I don't know what I'm referring to either, but some of the people you work with became concerned with your behavior three weeks ago.
Cadence: Well, I've been concerned with their behavior since long before that.
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