Hiking with the Novas
Cadence: All right, everybody, gather ‘round!
*they gather to a small tree*
Cadence: This is an aspen tree.
Trish: Really?
Cadence: You can tell it’s an aspen tree,
Cadence: Because of the way that it is.
*collective oohs and awes*
Antonio: Why is Eagle standing on the counter?
Neil: Because he likes to be tall.
Carla: Are you ok?
Eagle: Physically yes, morally no
Criminals: We have your son.
Terrance: I don’t have a son?
Criminals: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Terrance: Oh No, they have Eagle
Supervillain: I am here to take away your happiness,
*Cadence turns to the team*
Cadence: I'm happy?
Cody: I'm going to implement a no-pets policy on the base.
Neil: Well nuts, man, you can't throw Eagle out like that!
Cadence: First of all, I'm not a mess.
Cadence: I'm THE mess.
Cadence: And that's that.
Kennedy: (looking around) Where’s Eagle?
Neil: Probably off somewhere disappointing Cody
Barbra: Hello, people who do not live here.
Trish: Hi.
Sapphira: Hey!
Colton: Hey.
Eagle: Hello.
Barbra: Not that I’m not happy to see you, but I gave you guys a key for emergencies.
Sapphira: We ran out of Doritos.
Eagle: Like we really need a key.
Eagle: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things
Neil: *enters the room, noticeably disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
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