Racheal: Why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Alan: Because they needed adult supervision
Alan: I regret getting you that blender
Racheal: *Drinking toast*Why?
Alan: It’s a war zone around here. What happened?
Racheal: Well, Richard-
Alan: Ah, that makes sense.
Tahani: You live in San Francisco, right?
Oliver: My dad lives in San Francisco. I live in the moment.
Alan: Are you ok-
Carla: No, next question
Vanessa: We'll stand together even in life and death.
Oliver: Probably death.
Elijah: Death for sure.
Elijah: I love my sense of humor
Vanessa: You mean the nonexistent one?
Elijah: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Oliver: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you. You’re already on the Christmas card.
Richard: You know I always wonder how tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can never comfortably cover your body from your toes to your shoulders.
Elijah: Richard. It’s 4 am.
Richard: Is it because of the blanket?
Carla: What are you doing
Todd: I’m watching people play video games on youtube.
Carla: Why do you watch something you could be playing?
Todd: Well on Sundays you watch football. Why don’t you play?
- Later -
Carla*to Alan*: I didn’t even argue. I just turned off the internet.
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