*Police sirens in the distance*
(Kat a person who has never done anything wrong)
Kat: They found me
Helen: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.
Jean: Hasn’t life already penalized you enough?
[Whistler sprays Jean with a water bottle]
Whistler: That’s for being mean.
Jean: It was worth it
Gena: [walks in Resort door]
Jean: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH- WHO CALLED THE POLICE? KAT? WAS IT YOU THIS TIME
Spencer: You're alive?
Whistler: You're alive...
Meg: ...I'm alive.
Whistler: But, but... We saw your body! You were dead!
Spencer: Are you a ghost?
Whistler: There had better be an amazing explanation for this!
Spencer: Speak, apparition!
Jean: “I’m too hot”
Expects Meg to say Hot damn
Meg: *gets up and turns on the air conditioner*
Jenny: Here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee
Janet: It’s cold.
Jenny: a Nice cup of coffee.
Janet: It’s horrible.
Jenny: Cup of coffee.
Janet: Jenny, I’m not even sure this is coffee.
Jenny: Cup.
Luna: What's wrong with you?
Jean: Many many things and most of them are your faults
Spencer: Name a way to be nice to others
Gena: Don't stab them
Spencer: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it
Elsa: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
Jean: It saves time
Gena: Were you dropped as a child??
Jean: Bold of you to assume I was held.
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