R.C.G House Rules

 

Jenny, Just because you can, does not mean you should defies gravity every chance you get.

You are definitely not allowed to order pizza with anything chocolate on it again. Ugh.

"Hey, guys, if this explodes, will you be mad?" is not a good way to wake up in the morning. Stop doing it to us.

We all got things to do that does not mean you get to tell us to stop talking because your busy in the next room.

Jean, Stop telling us stories from your childhood! we get it your childhood was terrible, just stop making us depressed.

Singing at 3 am is not allowed. Singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at 3 am at the top of your lungs is definitely not allowed. Actually, singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" ever is not allowed.

No matter how much you want to, asking to go home early is not an option. If I have to suffer, so do you!

Do not respond to Whistler's requests by clicking your heels together and saying "Yes, My Colonel!"

Helen, Your books are not people, so stop claiming they are sitting at the table, and therefore we can't sit there.

It's true Jenny has no idea what the word "ignoramus" means, and yes, you were mad when you said it, but can you please explain it to her so she stops trying to prove she isn't ignoring you?

Elsa, Your weapons are not silverware, please stop using as such.

You are not Peter Pan, Robin Hood, or Link. Yes, you like green. No, it doesn't count.

Beating Dianna in morning practice is a reason to celebrate loudly and proudly; beating somebody random over the internet playing Backgammon at dawn is not.

Di-Lance is 17 he can handle himself. (Please don't kill me)

Video games are only for advanced minds. You can't beat Mario Kart by smashing the buttons. Cut it out.

Lana, you may be in love with your voice, but we aren't please stop talking at 2 IN THE MORNING.

Kat, please stop taking naps in the hallways, we need to walk through there sometimes.

Roza, If the thought of something makes you giggle for more than 15 seconds, it's definitely not allowed.

The perimeter alarm is for intruders, not so you can catch yourself on video doing something on your skateboard.

The. Bike. Is. Off. Limits. To. You. Forever.

Do not empty Di-Anna's punching bag and refill it with cooked oatmeal. Ever. (And WHERE did you get all that cooked oatmeal anyway?

Spencer take a night off and sleep, please.

Coffee is not a food group. No, really, it's not.

"Leave us a note when you're going out" does not mean the note can say whatever you want. "Gone to Jamaica, back by spring," is not a valid note.

Gena No one wants to hear about your murder cases.

You are prohibited from waving anything at other people and saying, "Try this – see if it hurts."

Meg WHATEVER is not a real answer, exscpeslly when I ask you what the weather is today.

Spencer is addicted to coffee, so if you switch her regular to decaf again, don't come crying to us when the Xbox goes missing.

There is no save point in the refrigerator. Stop wandering into the kitchen after 3 days of gaming and making a mess by looking for it.

Switching from English to technobabble just to avoid a conversation is prohibited.

Reprogramming Janet's Cell may be necessary on occasion, but please stop changing her ring-tone – she has no idea which phone is her anymore.

Appliances are not gadgets – do not dismember anything we actually require to cook without permission.

Janet living in the same house means you have to talk to someone, and TXT doesn't count.

Speaking of dishes, do not put your sai in the dishwasher – it upsets Spencer.

Ashley, You're playing a dangerous game by taking Jenny's candy, please stop before someone gets hurts.

Rubbing another woman's head for luck in battle is in bad taste.

Cadence, SilverKnight might be a hero, but she isn't immune to chores. The next time "Cadence" is unavailable for dishes but SK is around, SilverKnight gets to join the roster along with you.

At no point in time is "Huh?" an acceptable answer to "When was the last time you slept?"

Silver I would like to ask that you don't track mud into the house.

Similarly, using the most boring means to tell a story does not exempt you from explaining why you came back from the store with a shopping cart full of spoons.

Viktorious, Just because we let you drive does not mean you are King of the Road, and the next time I have to listen to "Born to be Wild" on the way to an emergency, you're going to be King of the Walk Home.